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  • The World

    _In this special report, we analyze how the world has responded to the tragedy of November 5, 2006 and how those events continue to influence world events today_ *The World in 2009* _An Economist Special Report_ By: Ananda Chaudry Ever since …

  • Harvard Review

    *Harvard Journal of Meta-Psychology*
    Peer Review Section *_Jungian Shifts of Talent Potential_*
    By: Jacob Weinstein, PhD _Review by Anthony Albright, MD_ Once again the followers of Carl Jung make a game attempt at applying the …

  • Jilted Woman Gives Psychic Castration

    Police responded to an unusual call in Atlanta at 3:45am on Saturday the 22nd. A woman called 911 in hysterics claiming that her husband's penis had fallen off during a domestic dispute over an alleged affair. Mrs. Adrianne Johnstone confronted her …

  • Latter Day Polygamy

    *Latter-Day Polygamy*
    _Sarah Williams, Staff Reporter_ In 1890, the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints officially disavowed polygamy as a practice and excommunicates any member who embraces it. The Church leaders in Salt Lake City, …

  • UN Deadlocked Over Hive

    _Giles Gowan, Staff Reporter_ The UN Security Council once again reached a deadlock in a debate that has raged for three years. On this anniversary of Lord Yama's Apocalypse many held high hopes for a resolution on how to deal with the Hive, the Talent …

  • Nuclear Weapon Detonates in Myanmar

    Washington Times, November 9, 2009 _Staff Reporter Cynthia Blake_ At 4:00am EST governments across the globe went into high alert after receiving reports that a small nuclear device exploded in the mountainous northern forest of Myanmar at the edges …

  • LDS Ruling on Unusual Polygamy Case

    *LDS Ruling on Unusual Polygamy Case*
    _Sarah Williams, Staff Reporter_ The office of President Thomas S. Monson of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints released to the press the ruling of the Church on the unusual case of Steven Pyatt, …

  • Apollo Returns to Olympos

    *Apollo Returns to Olympos*
    _Angus Sinclair, Staff Reporter_ In an announcement that shocked the government of Greece, an entity claiming to be the ancient Greek god Apollo appeared on the slopes of Mount Olympos near the city of Katherine to …

  • Second Hive Infests North Korea

    _Staff Reporter Cynthia Blake_ North Korean dictator Kim Jong-Il confirmed today in a speech before select military commanders broadcast to the people that an outbreak of africanized honey bees in Ryanggang province is an attack by The Queen and " …

  • Alleged Twelfth Imam Speaks from Iraq

    _Tehran Times Political Desk_ The cowardly assassination of our President's chief of staff Esfandiar Rahim Mashai by enemies of Iran has sparked international outrage. Demonstrations filled the streets and lies from the lips of America's President …

  • Conference of World Faiths Convenes in Geneva

    _Jennifer Hyatt, Staff Reporter_ Representatives of most of the major world religions have descended on Geneva for an inter-faith conference. This is a time of increased religious tension as powerful Talents emerge claiming to be divine agents. While …

  • "Jesus" McGrath and Reverend Carpenter Open Four Seals

    _Richard Blake, Staff Reporter_ At 10:00am this morning, Private John "Jesus" McGrath and his primary disciple, Reverend Carpenter, broadcast a ceremony from Fort Leavenworth, Kansas where the first four seals of the Biblical book of Revelations were …

  • Southern Baptist Convention Grapples with McGrath

    _Karen Engstrom, Staff Reporter_ The Southern Baptist Convention has been one of the first American Christian denominations to actively grapple with the question of whether John McGrath of Leavenworth prison is, in fact, Jesus Christ returned. While …

  • War Killed in Kashmir

    The Talent taking the form of the Horseman of War has been killed by a joint Talent task force from the United States, India, and Pakistan along the Line of Control in Kashmir. War was recently unleashed by Mad Talent "Jesus" McGrath from Fort Leavenworth …

  • Conquest Killed in Jerusalem

    The Talent taking the form of the Horseman of Religious Conquest has been killed in Jerusalem by a joint Talent task force from the United States and Israel, supported by an impromptu alliance of Talents from a variety of Muslim countries. Conquest was …

  • Republicans Gain House in Mid Terms

    _Garret Alder, Staff Reporter_ In what has been hailed as both a rebuke to President Obama and his policies, Republicans made the largest gains in a mid-term election since the 1940's gaining more than 60 seats in the House of Representatives and …

  • Rash of Drugs Deaths May Be Linked

    _Cyndi Lakewood, Staff Reporter_ Federal authorities have begun investigating a recent rash of illegal drugs-related deaths throughout Texas and the southwest based on evidence that they may be connected with similar large-scale drugs-related deaths …

  • East Coast Johns Die of Supernatural Causes

    _Robert Wakefield, Staff Reporter_ A large number of unexplained deaths by advanced venereal disease can be connected to the patronizing of eastern-European prostitutes, says the Center for Disease Control in Atlanta. Over the last two days, upwards of …

  • Network Glitch Hits Afghanistan

    _Herbert Wild, Staff Reporter_ Internet traffic and connectivity fluctuated dramatically at around 8:30pm Mountain Time as certain nodes failed and excess traffic clogged existing networks, overwhelming some key routers. The cascade effect started in …

  • Twelfth Imam Speaks to Grand Ayatollahs

    _Jason Anselm, Staff Reporter_ In a conference beginning December 31st and lasting two days, a majority of the world's 67 acknowledged Shia Grand Ayatollahs converged on Najaf in Iraq to meet with and test the claims of Niyaz Hashemi, who claims that …